You don't 

have friends... and you don't deserve them.

You don't have friends lmao.

You don't by Jakooob September 19, 2019

You don't 

A valid answer to any question

How do iIuse this microwave?

You don't.

You don't by XE%RBTCDFSVY$^ MUY&FXES August 10, 2021

you don't won. expect the unexpected 

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

you don't won. expect the unexpected by Fartlicker777 November 16, 2016

You Don't Win Friends With Salad 

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

You Don't Win Friends With Salad by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

You don't say 

Used to express sarcasm when someone states the obvious, or states a fact that has been delivered like a second ago

Fat man:Dude, I think I have become fat
Dude:You don't say

You don't say by cagedidiot August 31, 2013

You don’t want no smoke 

1. Not wanting a problem
2. Can be used as “giving them smoke,” as in kicking someone’s ass in a sport, i.e. basketball

P1: *angrily* Dog you finna get fucked up?
P2: You don’t want no smoke from me, dog

You don’t want no smoke by fuckin shmirs November 3, 2017

You don't know me 

"You don't know me" is an incredibly brilliant statement that you can resort to when Mr. Jack Daniels is making it harder for you to say things that make sense.

Cop: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Me: You don't know me.

You don't know me by S4lutDude! December 28, 2009