An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.
Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003
basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"
by james December 19, 2003
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
Something said by Swayzak at the end of the second level in the flash game Toonami: Trapped in Hyperspace. First making the rounds September 17, 2002 on CartoonNetwork.com, it soon became popular and one of the first recorded Internet memes.
A year later, the phrase was stolen by a certain edgy Shadow the Hedgehog (otherwise known as Ow the Edge) in Sonic Heroes. Everybody objected to this, as he didn't even pronounce the entire sentence right (it is meant to be pronounced as "Yoyull nivah dayfeet auths.")
The phrase was doomed to become lost in Internet history and largely forgotten about until March 2017, when the search for the Trapped in Hyperspace game it originated from learned more about what role Swayzak had in the game. The quest for one of the original Internet memes is still going to this day, although it is almost close to being found.
A year later, the phrase was stolen by a certain edgy Shadow the Hedgehog (otherwise known as Ow the Edge) in Sonic Heroes. Everybody objected to this, as he didn't even pronounce the entire sentence right (it is meant to be pronounced as "Yoyull nivah dayfeet auths.")
The phrase was doomed to become lost in Internet history and largely forgotten about until March 2017, when the search for the Trapped in Hyperspace game it originated from learned more about what role Swayzak had in the game. The quest for one of the original Internet memes is still going to this day, although it is almost close to being found.
by IDONTMIND December 9, 2018
by she's right tho February 19, 2016