A city of hills where nobodys on the level
The new mayors from yonkers. Oh yeah he must be a crook.
by johnny yonkers November 19, 2010
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1. City in Westchester County, New York.
2. Ethnically/economically diverse city where upper middle class Italian/Irish kids in their Acuras brag about their Section 8 neighbors and how "ghetto/hood" the city is. Your dad owns his own landscaping business, you ARE "that rich white boy" face it.
"I'm from Y-O, bro! Dunwoodie what up!" "McLean Av what's really good!!! Yonkers baby!" "Damn look at that herby ass white boys thinkin they hood. I wanna see them walk thru Mulford or Mt vernon"
by Yonkers Man November 8, 2006
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Yonkers are where the white racist kids live. They be thinking they black and have no control. The boys say the N word all the time and the girls just follow the boys and are bitches.
Yo you wanna go to yonkers

Nah yonkers got those white racist kids. I don’t fuck with them like that
by don’t worry about it12 December 9, 2019
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Yonkers is not just some "ghetto north of the Bronx" that people think. 7/8 of Yonkers is not ghetto. In the east side, the outer borough waste stops at the city line and segues into a diverse, small-city atmosphere similar to that of the Bronx or Brooklyn when they were in their prime before the 1970s. The most heterogenous place in Westchester, Yonkers is almost seen as its own county. It is home to great Italian restaurants like Ferrara's and Valentino's, a wealth of Irish culture on McLean Avenue, and of course, Stew Leonard's and the signature racetrack. Definitely not a city to write off as "Bronx North" or just another Westchester suburb.
Though often less than picturesque, and with bad schools and a bad reputation and moderate crime in the southwest, there's nothing quite like it.
by Matt November 5, 2004
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Someone who masturbates a lot. Over 10 times a day. Usually a person who is stupid.
Brandon is such a yonker, he plays with his penis all day in english and he mistakes cats for chickens.
by Audessy March 16, 2009
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a place where dipshits go to become cops. they are mostly white and like to keep it that way. yonkers pigs drive around in grey or beige chevy impalas and unmarked cabs with a spotlight on them. they are either straight out of high school or fat as fuck
NYC cops are way more chill than fuckin yonkers cops

the day you are due to get out of jail at bookings, yonkers cops will send u to county jail just to be dipshits

yonkers cops are racist drunks and take weed coke and cash home from raids.

yonkers pigs are on the eastside of McLean ave getting hammered when they are off-duty or home listening to rush limbaugh smoking a cigar and abusing their wives in the burbs

i saw a minority cop the other day and i thought "holy shit, REPRESENT!"

yonkers cops only have high school diplomas and are hired at 18

yonkers cops are fat as fuck. they give a whole new meaning to pigs
by thequickbrown October 20, 2011
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Yonkers, when you're feeling a little bonkers.
Yonkers your bonkers.
by Captain Baby Davey March 30, 2022
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