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Yawn Rape 

The act of placing an outstretched finger (index or otherwise) into the mouth of a friend, aquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn.

NB. One who yawn rapes is a yawn rapist, and one can be "yawn-raped"
Keith yawn raped Vince.
Keith is a yawn rapist.
Keith was proscecuted for yawn rape.
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Yawn Rape 

Defined by Russell Howard as 'when someone sticks their finger down someones throat mid yawn'

Usually causes coughing in the victim
'Omg I was yawning in Law when that guy next to me totally yawn raped me'

'YAWN RAPE'
Yawn Rape by Sophsterinnitg January 22, 2009
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Yawn Rape 

Sticking a finger in someone else's unsuspecting mouth while they're mid-yawn...causing them to end prematurely.
Victim stretches and opens theirr mouth:

"Yaaaaaaaa..."
<stick finger in their mouth>
"...aaaaaawn"

"Don't yawn rape me!"
Yawn Rape by Paulo5 December 16, 2009

Yawn Rape 

When somebody yawns and then a 'yawn rapist' sticks his finger in the mouth of the 'yawnees' mouth, and then shouts, "I Just Raped You In The Mouth!"
A woman is sitting down on a train.
The woman yawns.
A man jumps across the train and sticks his finger in her mouth and shouts,"I Just Raped You In The Mouth!"

SHE HAS BEEN YAWN RAPED
Yawn Rape by MegaBarneyBoo February 20, 2011

Yawn Rape 

When mid-yawn, a load sound or obnoxious person disturbs you
That kid annoying af, whenever I yawn, he sticks his fuckin finger in my mouth. Talk about yawn rape.
Yawn Rape by Pignut May 17, 2018

Yawn Rape 

One of the many unnecessary actions Chad does in the process of annoying/confusing the people around him.
Chad just stuck his finger in my mouth, and then, after the moment of confusion, I realized it was yawn rape.
Yawn Rape by Tetheas March 27, 2010

Yawnrape 

The act of putting your finger inside someone's mouth as they yawn and shouting "yawnrape!", or just shouting "yawnrape" after someone has yawned.
Dan: **yawns**
Brad: YAWNRAPE!!
Yawnrape by Bubbles_wishes July 2, 2009
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