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Yaffed it up 


v. Yaffed (rhymes with laughed) use in place of fucked. Describes the general screwing up of something.
The word originates from the last name of an MIT professor who continually yaffes things up

n. yaffer: like a jack in the box, but is hideous and has two different ears. also can mean asshole
You are such a yaffer!

I yaffed it up

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, what am I looking at?"
"A yaffer"

go yaffe yourself
Yaffed it up by yaffe lab July 6, 2006
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money shot Yaffee 

In a gay porno, the guy who gets cum in his eye.
check out the money shot in yaffee's eye
money shot Yaffee by Yaffee May 6, 2005
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When you give up on Final Fantasy 7 because you couldn't find Yuffie after she stole your materia
Person 1: "Hey, did you make it past Wutai?"
Person 2: "No, I got Yuffed"
Yuffed by Definitely not Tifa March 22, 2021

Yiffed out 

Used to express when one has had enough "Yiffing"
"I'm not performing like I normally do, I'm really yiffed out"

"She said something about being yiffed out, I guess she was up all night on the computer"
Yiffed out by Diamondback25x November 20, 2009
Connected with Anthropomorphology, yiffed is the past participle of yiff. (That means that it is the past tense of yiff) When two or more anthros have mated, you say, they have yiffed

Yiff, Yiffing, Yiffed. In that order
When we finally got home we yiffed all night.
Yiffed by Player May 6, 2005
"Why are there so many half full beers in my apartment"

"I dunno, some guy yaffe'd all of them"
yaffe by Mr.. G October 19, 2013
Another spelling for Yaphet Kotto, an American actor, who starred in the NBC television series: Homicide: Life on the Street.

Also a common verb in Ethiopia

Generally a smart, caring,charming slightly sarcastic guy who has a sexy sexy girlfriend

An incredibly sexy male that encourages many female wet dreams.

An ancient creature said to dazzle any woman who looks into his eyes. extremly attractive, egotistical, and friendly

Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent.

An ethiopian badass!

Yaffet is so smart and sexy and holy crap just look at his girlfriend

Oh my god i just had another wet dream about yaffet!

Look at that ethiopian badass, what a yaffet!

My boyfriend is so yaffet!
That guy just made me yaffet on the spot!

Yaffet by realeditor March 16, 2009