Yogaloted 

When you get the absolute shit beat out of you

"YO HE GOT YOGALOTED"

Yogaloted by yopossuminium November 25, 2019

Yogarted

A fart during a Yoga Class. These can be silent or rather loud depending on the strength and abilities of the person to contract thier sphincter to hold the fart in. These farts may become contagious because they cause other yoga members to loose concentration and then also loose anus control.

Cory had a spicy dinner before Yoga class which was a horrible decision because he yogarted a very noisy and rather stinky yogart during his downward dog. He yogarted so loud that the other people in the class we unable to maintain thier concentration and soon all the members of the class were letting out horrible yogarts.

Yogarted by Boobs McGee November 16, 2012

Yoganated 

The act of eating soup straight out of a can, cold.

The act of inhaling your meal.

Tom yoganated his lunch today.

Yoganated by Polly October 29, 2004