Xanth 

Xanth is really smart and has a very kind heart. All he wants is for everyone to be happy, even if making them happy means sacrificing his own happiness. If you have the pleasure of meeting him thank God because he's amazing. And congratulations, because just knowing him will make you want to be a better person.

Girl #1- "Should we talk to that new girl? She seems kinda weird..."
Girl #2- "Definately. She knows Xanth. She's probably cool."

Xanth by JustSomeWeirdiesthead April 21, 2013

Xanth 

Xanth is a fantasy world created by author Piers Anthony for a series of novels. It is a world of magic and puns where Piers sometimes questions the meanings of reality, politics, and all other matters that confuse us. The word "Xanth" itself is also a pun, some call Piers Anthony Pier "Xanth" Ony. Funny right? -_-

Normal Human 1: Hey, wanna have some sex.

Character From Xanth: Acctually in Xanth, we call sexual intercourse "Summoning the Stork" where a stork acctually brings the baby to the mother instead of her giving birth.

Normal Human 1: So...want to "summon the stork?"

Character from Xanth: Sorry, the straight-jacket is in the way.

Xanth by Michael Who? February 27, 2009

xanth (!)

The abridged pronunciation of "exclaimation point."

A word indicating excitement or alarm.

Background: This word was necessitated by attempts to read scripted dialog in which surprise was indicated using "!" or "!!!" out loud. First adopted by screenplay writers, its public usage began with the excessive usage of the exclamation point in RPG dialog. The facilitation of the pronunciation of the exclaimation point, as well as the onamotopoetic character lent by the word, allowed its use in everyday conversation.

Lich Lord: "No, AAMOF it is the runtling behind you who bears your ancestors' secrets."

Main Character: "Xanth!"

Or:

H. L. Mencken realizing how much he has written over the course of his lifetime: "Xanth!"

xanth (!) by Earthgrummash January 26, 2005

Xantarded 

(adj) A state of being under the influence of Xanax or some benzodiazepine.

Betsy was always a sorry sight to see when she was xantarded. She was so easy when she was xantarded. She was so easy when she was not xantarded.

Xantarded by Nikki Stixx October 22, 2019

Xantia 

a beautiful woman whois a pure goddess. one of the most interesting people you'll meet, and one of the most loving.

that xantia's stunning.... yeah they usually are

Xantia by dracofuckingmalfoy November 29, 2011

xasthur 

A one man depressive black metal band from alhambra california. Associated acts include Sun O))), Twilight (not the gay vampires), and Celestia. Active from 1995 to 2010.

Guy 1:Hey man whats wrong?
Guy 2:My girlfriend just broke up with me.
Guy 1:That sucks dude.
Guy 2:Im so depressed, im just gonna listen to xasthur and forget about it all.

xasthur by putrid person December 29, 2011

Xianthe

A very attractive girl that is a great girlfriend and can always make you smile and can help you in any situation.
Even if you are just friends she can always make you laugh and help you out with everything and if you would be friends with a Xianthe you would know true friendship

example person 1:hey did you see that guy

example person 2:yeah that guy is the luckiest person alive to be with that xianthe

Xianthe by youllfindoutsoon December 28, 2013