Xander

Someone who SIMPS for someone who's first name is Spiderman's last name

Friend: Hey Xander, still simping?
Xander: yeah, it's that person with Spiderman's last name
Friend: it's ok, they're gonna be great for you uwu

by Father large August 24, 2020

xander

mainly athletic

that guys a xander

by alissahchewey September 21, 2022

Xander

pain incarnate

dude did you see Xander kick that guy yesterday

by bigman4206969420 November 14, 2023

Xander

An absolutely beautiful lad who's worth everything <3

Emma: That's Xander?
Jake: Yep! How did you know?
Emma: He's beautiful :)

by MrDrax October 09, 2021

xander bierhaus

Hot and sexy individual who is really good at yoga and enjoys long walks on peoples daves

Xander bierhaus. Wow

Xander.

by Bigpehehe February 17, 2023

Xander Hayes

Sussy Baka

“Xander Hayes is such a sussy baka”
“I know”

by SuperNugget July 29, 2021

Weebing-Xander

A person that watch’s gay swimming club anime a quote from one of these people are “ ITS NOT GAY IF A GUY BREAKS INTO A GUYS HOUSE AND HELPS HIM OUT OF THE BATHTUB WHEN HIS BATHING, ITS NOT GAY ITS JUST A SWIMMING ANIME” of course all xanders are stubborn.

That’s such a weebing-xander

by Nonya watch April 29, 2022