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Wotsit Wank

The act of masturbation having recently indulged in the consumption of Wotsits resulting in an orange penis due to the excessive cheesy residue.

Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.
He had a Wotsit Wank, and now he's wandering around with an orange cock!
by Wotsit Wnkr July 8, 2025
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