WoW (AKA the MMORPG crack)

A game that drags you into its grip and will not let you go. No matter how much you think it sucks, eats balls or whatever, it is lke pot and a teen. Outcome is NEGATIVE. I, myself no matter how boring it gets will not stop playinjg it. I advise the people who read this to NOT try WoW. You truthfully lose grip on reality and, it gets gory from there. Some people hate their parents, others bust their compys, some throw themselfs off of buildings. Well, i think the News reports on youtube were covered up by Blizzard Entertainment. There used to be over 100 different news reports filmed on youtube, and today, I CANNOT FIND ONE!!! GRR!!! *FOAMS FROM MOUTH* *BASHES IN LCD MONITOR!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I LOST 100 G!!!!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! *THROWS SELF OFF OF BUILDING*

DO NOT DO IT MAN ITS WORSE THEN ALL THE DRUGS IN THE WORLD... OF WARCRAFT...

Dude! The Horde Just blew me up with arcane explosion! oh NNOOOOOOOO Tohse asshats! *Blows brains out with pump-action shotgun*

Thanks for reading my def of WoW (AKA the MMORPG crack) now let me jup off of that nice 25 story building.

WoW (AKA the MMORPG crack) by zerkerjewel August 13, 2007

Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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