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Witch House 

A genre of music created by surrealist goth ravers and post chillwaver's that consist of a linear beat with mild reverb, popular sounding synth line (think 90's trance), and a whispering/ auto tuned tween hipster playing un-quantized samples from a Roland SP-404. (First 'Witch House' producer: Picture Plane; via myspace)
Tween 1.
Dude, check this Witch House track I just made.
Tween 2.

That sounds so Witchy bra.
Witch House by AustinWood August 30, 2010
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Witch House 

The best and one of the darkest genres of electronic that didn't deserve to die.
2022 will be the year Witch House makes a comeback!
Witch House by K-Dogg1 April 17, 2021

Witch House 

Trap music for trendy hipster goth kids who want to scare their parents and black friends. Usually, but not always, containing a simple Trap beat with a bangin' kick, a snappy snare and trills & trills of hi-hats, accompanied by deep, atmospheric basslines and squelchy trance synthlines. A Witch House track may or may not contain vocals, if it does, it's often a stolen, down-pitched one-liner or chorus from a popular HipHop/Rap song or an extremely weird, spoken word phrase sampled from a vintage horror movie. The producers of Witch House music often use monikers including occult symbols, upside-down letters and inverted/converted/reverted letters.
Person 1: "Dude, did you hear DJ $4t4Nc0R3 will be spinning a Witch House set tomorrow at Goth Night
Person 2: "Bro... Witch House is sooooo 2010. I miss when he used to spin EBM
Witch House by The Sindividual October 2, 2017

Witch House Music 

Dark and moody, atmospheric electronic music, that grew as offshoots of the earlier experimental days of the darkwave and industrial scenes. The style is epitomized by acts like The Synthetic Dream Foundation, White Ring, Balam Acab, Ritualz
White Ring and The Synthetic Dream Foundation make killer Witch house music

The Witch’s House

Majo no ie, (The Witch’s House) is a freeware puzzle horror game made on the engine RPG Maker VX, created by Fummy and released on 2012 of October. It is one of the most memorable games in the YouTube RPG horror era played by let’s players such as Markiplier. It was also inspired by another classic game Ib.
The Witch’s House is the kawaii game!

Playing with House Money

A delusional mental state and way someone lives in which a person has somehow survived multiple situations that should have resulted in one's death, giving the individual a warped and nihilistic view of life. The individual will very rarely second guess participating in activities that are deemed detrimental or dangerous due to not caring for their own survival as they begrudgingly know they will survive and stay depressed.
Person 1: " Um, dude please slow the car down! This is not safe at all."

Person 2: " Why? Are you not having fun?"

Person 1: "It is 3 AM, and you are speeding on roads that are covered in ice! We are going to die."

Person 2: "I told you to not ride home with me, I've been Playing with House Money for the last five-years. So might as well make another wager to keep things interesting. "

Brush your hair with a house centipede 

Exclamation, curse

1. Essentially a school/church friendly way of telling someone where to go. It's also a great alternative to say at work so you don't get in trouble with HR.

2. A way to end an uncomfortable conversation. The thought of using a house centipede to brush your hair is so disgusting it's a sure fire way to make your annoying friends shut the hell up
"Hey, Trish, wanna go hang out in the bathroom together? I have some things I wanna show you,"
"Go brush your hair with a house centipede, Melone!"