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Wisconsin Small 

A shirt so big it can be used as a car cover.
"What size parachute would you like?"

"Do they come in Wisconsin Smalls?"

Wisconsin Style 

To piss in the sink, usually by a man at a bar or saloon when the line to the urinals is too long.
There was a huge line at the men's room and I really had to take a piss bad, so I went Wisconsin Style.
Wisconsin Style by LoToMojo January 31, 2010

Wisconsin Sandstorm 

The act of ejaculating into a ceiling fan to create a sandstorm-like effect of jizz as it is hurled through the air.
Molly: This ceiling fan is useless, we never use it.
Billy: We could put that ceiling fan to work...
Molly: What do you mean Billy?
Billy: The Wisconsin Sandstorm is what I mean.
Molly: That would be so hot and sticky and refreshing!

Wisconsin Shocker 

A sexual move done by sticking your fist somewhere in your partner’s body, then expanding your hand. This causes great pain to the victims you use it on.
Guy 1: Did you hook up with Suzy last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I used the ol’ Wisconsin Shocker on her. Then she fucking died.
Wisconsin Shocker by GayBoyJeremy October 21, 2019

Wisconsin Shuffle 

A road rage adjacent driving behavior particularly common in Wisconsin, wherein a driver in the passing lane roughly matches the speed of the driver in the slow lane, so that nobody can go around them. They will each in turn slightly speed up or slow down, creating a shuffling effect, but never leaving enough room for anyone to pass. Often, they will be driving slightly below the speed limit.

Causes are myriad but the emotional core is that both drivers feel they are driving the morally correct speed and nobody should want to go faster or have a problem with being behind them. Both are unwilling to go slower and accept the subordinate position of being passed.

On occasion this dialectical conflict will explode into full road rage and both drivers will suddenly accelerate, well beyond the speed limit until one of them reaches another car and is forced to slam on the brakes. At this point the humiliated party may follow the victor, trying to drive them off the road for some ways, or slink off to nurse their wounded ego and await a new partner.
"Sorry I'm late. Some assholes were doing the Wisconsin Shuffle 5 miles under the speed limit the whole way here. Traffic was backed up for miles."
Wisconsin Shuffle by Odz January 11, 2021

The Wisconsin Switch 

Sex move
The Wisconsin Switch is when you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind in front of a window and you stop for a second and let your friend take over without her knowing. You then go outside, get in front of the window and wave to the girl while smiling.
The Wisconsin Switch by WisconsinS January 30, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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