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formerly wisbeach. inhabited by the lowest of the low, the stupid, the inbred and the rare breed of half-human, half-tracksuit burberrious wankerous, which is a crude, low-life scallywag who only wishes to obtain cider or a knock off bottle of cheap "voddy" to consume whilst sitting on the swings in the main park.
"Gis ya fookin monay or I'll knife ya, ya big gay ars'ole!"
or...
"Izzit geeza, duz you 'ave a rizla for me, boi?"
A town in cambridgeshire inhabitated by inbred, stupid, pikeys. It is not recommended to walk through Wisbech at night.
"I'm off to Wisbech for the afternoon, darling. Don't expect me home in the morning. I'll be lying a ditch, after being mugged by a gang of pikeys."
Wisbech by RD October 18, 2003
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Home to Cyclops and other half-breed primordial species who procreate through interbred relationships.

Fortunately, these native vermin are now facing the threat of extinction at the hands of Eastern European migrants who are populating the area at a tremendous rate. The number would be greater if not for the fact that they are consistently stabbed, maimed, battered, abused and quite possibly eaten for their exotic taste by the local yokels.
Don't go to Wisbech
Wisbech by johnobimikel September 9, 2009

wisbech grammar school 

wisbech grammar school (neek village) were a bunch of tramps and tossers have fun by going on hegarty maths in there spear time.
"i seen this gyal in a clown costume"

"shes probably from wisbech grammar school"

"i saw her on her phone playing a cross word"

"yh definitely from wisbech grammar school"
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