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formerly wisbeach. inhabited by the lowest of the low, the stupid, the inbred and the rare breed of half-human, half-tracksuit burberrious wankerous, which is a crude, low-life scallywag who only wishes to obtain cider or a knock off bottle of cheap "voddy" to consume whilst sitting on the swings in the main park.
"Gis ya fookin monay or I'll knife ya, ya big gay ars'ole!"
or...
"Izzit geeza, duz you 'ave a rizla for me, boi?"
A town in cambridgeshire inhabitated by inbred, stupid, pikeys. It is not recommended to walk through Wisbech at night.
"I'm off to Wisbech for the afternoon, darling. Don't expect me home in the morning. I'll be lying a ditch, after being mugged by a gang of pikeys."
Wisbech by RD October 18, 2003
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Home to Cyclops and other half-breed primordial species who procreate through interbred relationships.

Fortunately, these native vermin are now facing the threat of extinction at the hands of Eastern European migrants who are populating the area at a tremendous rate. The number would be greater if not for the fact that they are consistently stabbed, maimed, battered, abused and quite possibly eaten for their exotic taste by the local yokels.
Don't go to Wisbech
Wisbech by johnobimikel September 9, 2009

wisbech grammar school 

wisbech grammar school (neek village) were a bunch of tramps and tossers have fun by going on hegarty maths in there spear time.
"i seen this gyal in a clown costume"

"shes probably from wisbech grammar school"

"i saw her on her phone playing a cross word"

"yh definitely from wisbech grammar school"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026