When something goes so brilliant that all you can do is look from left to right, then up and very quietly whisper to yourself "such win" because you're just that freakin' epic...
Smug smart person: I got a C on the test
You: Thinking *I got an A*

You: Such win
by tHATaNNOYINGgIRL February 26, 2014
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Intentionally being targeted by multiple other players in a video game for having more experience, a higher amount of wins, a better rank than others, or anything that would immediately make them a prime target for elimination for no good reason other than to annoy them or cause them to stagnate in progress.

Prime examples where this would occur are games with a leaderboard, or where you can see another player's stats, and/or where doing such actions would not be punishable in any way, such as games that don't reprimand players for trolling and harassment.
Tom: "Man, Jake's getting destroyed in this game! He's top 10% on the leaderboard, yet he can't even get a single win today, even in free-for-all mode, where there are no teams!"
Charlie: "I know, right? He must be suffering from high win syndrome today. Everyone else is teaming on him so that he can't have a fighting chance!"
by ThrowAwayUsername July 31, 2020
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A wild Canadian goose who will approach you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom Winning is being defined as:
Riley: TOM GET BACK HERE I wanna give you a pretzel!
Andy: You are such a goose.
by Wagglewagglechopsticks5 May 17, 2021
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A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.
A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.
by QuacksO November 7, 2018
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Girl: omg he's such a chad and such a nay myo win !! <333
by asruby September 27, 2022
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When playing Billiards, if your opposing mate only has 3 balls on the table (one being the 8-ball), then you must switch balls with that person.
"Oi! You only have 3 balls left on the table. That means it's Cora-Wins! Lets switch balls!"
by mrowkitteh November 27, 2011
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