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Winnie The Poo 

A very groovey bear.
Winnie The Poo spent all day doing a lot of nothing in particular. In fact thats how he'd spent the entire week.
Winnie The Poo by Icoe March 26, 2005

Winnie the Poo 

When you pour honey all over your dick and bang your partner in the ass.
We started with a dirty sanchez but then things got sticky after I Winnie the Poo-ed the shit out of her last night.
Winnie the Poo by Pebbles Domus February 23, 2011

winnie the poo 

When one proceeds to excrete a tubby orange bear, wearing a red shirt although no pants, straight out of their behind.
Woman: AAAAAAAAaaaaAaaaaAaarrrgggGGgGghhhHh!!1!1!!!

Doctor: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!

*PLOP*

Winnie the Pooh: Hello, piglette!

Winnie The Poo 

The act of break and enter or avoiding police by means of punching a whole through fence or window, then attempting to climb through.
they caught a methhead pulling a winnie the poo through a laundrymat window. i guess he didn't know it was open past 6.
Winnie The Poo by godii September 14, 2010

Winnie the Pooh 

A restaurant owner in Chinglish: "Me no take the ad slogang you made for my restaurant, no good, no money, go away!"
The advertising man: "Whadda.. What's wrong with; PIG OUT LIKE A TIBETAN MONK COMING OFF THE WINNIE THE POOH'S FAST CAMP?
- "Did you know that Winnie the Pooh is renamed due to the pandemic?"
- "I know that, it's Winnie the Flu!"

Winnie the Pooh 

Winnie the Pooh has been used in political satire and has created controversies in China since 2013. In that year, critics compared to an image of Pooh and his friend Tigger a picture of Presidents Xi Jinping and Barack Obama, who met at the G20 in Saint Petersburg, Russia. Cartoons of Xi as Winnie the Pooh were regarded as disrespectful and were banned in China, but they continued to be used by critics.
Winnie the pooh, How comes you suddenly disappeared from HK Disney website without saying anything to me?
Winnie the Pooh by arnoluke October 10, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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