Wikus

A man who is a fucking legend!

Dude! You're a Wikus

by monkeybar138 June 3, 2011

Wikus

The name you give someone who likes cats

this guy is a Wikus look at all of his cats

by urban frog June 17, 2020

Wikus

A person who has a perfectly sculpted body and posture, and also has a magnificently sized penis

Yo bro your so hot right now, you make me think of a wikus

by Jackson Odherty September 3, 2019

wikus

Wikus is a term usually when someone spontaneously combust while having intercoarse with a goat.

"pheeewwww I was so drunk last night, when I woke up in the bush this morning, I realised I did a wikus."

" Hey there baby (talking in the zoo). Are you in the mood for a wikus!"

by Shade55 November 9, 2007

Wikus Van De Merwe

A Badass MNU employee in the 2009 Movie "District 9"

His hobbies include papercraft, speaking in a Dutch South-African accent, evicting Aliens from slums, and splattering MNU special-ops guys with AWESOME Prawn weaponry.

After getting sprayed in the face by some cool ferrofluid stuff, he starts getting some mad nasty side-effects, and the story grows from there.

Wikus Van De Merwe: Get your fokkin' tentacles out of my face!

Wikus Van De Merwe: Hello, little one! Its the sweety man coming!

by A Twist Of The Insane August 26, 2009

Wirus

How Indian Tech Support Scammers pronounce 'Virus'

"Sir, you have a wirus on your dextop.

by finnehpleh August 16, 2016

Wious

A person who is both woke and pious. They like to tell you how open they are but are quick to anger when you do not agree with them. They’re also oddly fascinated with the musical, Hamilton.

That wious jerk over there just started screaming at me when I told him I didn’t want to see Hamilton.

by Montay January 8, 2020