wibble wibble

A sentence used to really confuse cold callers

Caller: "Hello, I'm calling from Coldseal Windows. Can I interest you in a new conservatory?"
Callee: "Wibble wibble"
Caller: "....excuse me? I.."
Callee: "WIBBLE WIBBLE! Duh!"
Caller: *click*

by Jon Fox November 1, 2006

Wibble

The word used by Rowan Atkinson in "blackadder goes forth" to denote a state of insanity. I the scene he puts pencils up his nose and repeats "wibble wibble" in order to get sent home from the trenches.

George: "What is your name?"
Blackadder: "Wibble."
George: "What is 2 plus 2?"
Blackadder: "Wibble, Wibble."
Blackadder, trying to prove he is mad, in his bunker, with underpants on his head and a pendil up each nostril

by nevyn May 12, 2007

wibble

The act of being so overcome with emotion that
1. The eyebrows come together and curve up at the inside.
2. The eyes become big and childlike
3. The lips and sometimes the chin shake.
Number three is what actually constitutes wibbling.

Sarah: Please come to the dance with me, Billy!
Billy: Uh...I dunno...
Sarah:...*wibbles*
Billy: Oh, Sarah! Of course I will!
Both: *luff*

by ~Kirk~ December 28, 2005

hibble wibble

Derived from the ancient greek words "hibolious woblusous", relates to the movement of fat on a fat person when they move.

that fat bitch dancing be bringing on a whole world of hibble wibble. Shit!!!!

by fudger January 5, 2004

Wibble

Covid deniers and conspiracy theorists who are a few cards short of a full deck

I was arguing online with this wibble

by Wibblewobblecovid January 2, 2021

wibble

/verb/. - the state of becoming emotionally overwhelmed--often followed by a silence because the individual is unable to find the words to speak properly

Wendy wibbled, a chill running the length of her body, temporarily immobilizing her from doing anything, even speaking.

by Lysyrna August 7, 2004

Wibble Wobble

A phrase used to deliberately confuse, confound or befuddle a person with little or no grasp of the English language, who is employed in a job or position where the speaking and the comprehension of English is of paramount importance.

Its use is more effectively enhanced in a sentence, which utilizes other complicated or easily misunderstood words

Gas attendant: What now you want me?

Motorist: My good man, could you direct me, expeditiously if you please, to Wibble Wobble Ave?

-or-

Busboy: Can I help to you much?

Diner: Yes my dear fellow, we require forthwith, more bread rolls and a commodious pitcher of iced Wibble Wobble.

by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009