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Whoretel 

A hotel that is commonly used by prostitutes.
Pavel paid €50 for a prostitute and went to some cheap whoretel.
Whoretel by Pospiesznyski November 26, 2011

whoretend 

v. The act of keeping the money hungry, gold-digging whores away from a figure of high financial status.
When I went to Vegas with my millionaire boss, I had to act as his whoretender to keep the sheisty bitches at an arm's length.
whoretend by shthap3ns May 25, 2007

Whorettes 

Like tourettes but instead of uncontrolled swearing sufferers display uncontrolled whoring.
She can't help being such a slut she's got whorettes.
Whorettes by MasterfulP October 30, 2014

Whoretense 

A highly sexual coquettish or flirtatious state of a given female resembling a lurid feline in estrus.
She licked the last drop of her gin martini from the corner of her lips as a whoretense heat swept over body, to settle as savage passion in her eyes.
The theoretical hole that you are sucked into when a girl convinces you to help her do something simply because she is hot.
Girl- Hey Tim, can you kill this man for me?
Tim- Sure, anything for you baby.
Me- Duuuude, don't get sucked into the whoretex!
whoretex by greecesmostwantd November 14, 2009

Polar Whoretex

The phenomenon where scantily dressed, dumb party sluts parade about town when it's freezing out and they are seemingly unaffected by the cold.
On new years eve,the polar whoretex was out in full force even while it was 12 degrees
Polar Whoretex by brr89 January 8, 2014
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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