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whoopie pie 

two delicious pieces of chocolate cake cookie with marshmallow fluff mixture in the middle.

popular in new england
token connecticut kid: mmmmm i just love whoopie pies!
other token connecticut kid: me too! they are just so delicious!
georgia kid: y'all crazy yankees what in the world are y'all talkin bout?
whoopie pie by mgmtlove November 20, 2009
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Whoopie Pie 

The act of spraying whip cream up a females vagina. Usually the female needs to be upside down so that the whip cream can spray effectively.
She told me to give her a whoopie pie, so I did, then she got a horrible infection.
Whoopie Pie by Billydiddles June 15, 2011

whoopie pie 

When one blows his load inbetween the asscheeks of an African-American woman.
Yo, I gave my girl a creamy whoopie pie last night
whoopie pie by titogonzalez March 2, 2005

whoopie pie 

a vulgar name for the vulva, alluding to its similarity to a whoopie pie cake turned on its side.

Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.
My new chick Lynsey has a real pretty pussy, like a whoopie pie - my ex's looked more like a fuckin' kebab...
whoopie pie by Andy Sword February 21, 2011

Whoopie pie 

when ur partner spanks u while u are simultaneously receiving a cream pie
omg frank did u just give me a whoopie pie?!”
Whoopie pie by shjaoaiql November 6, 2020

whoopie pie 

a threesome consisting of two black guys and a white girl...resembling a whoopie pie.
me, bubba, and amanda had a whoopie pie last night.
whoopie pie by farmboy015 November 28, 2007

Whoopie Pie 

When two black men are double penetrating a woman, one in the ass the other vagina, and both cum at the same time.
“John and Hamilton came over last night I had a great time, they both whoopie pied me! My holes were full of cum!😛”
Whoopie Pie by Whoopie Pie July 7, 2022