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Basic White Bitch

A white girl that drinks lots of starbucks, does the peace sign, does the hips out hands on waist pose a little too much.
Basic White Bitch by harrysbigtoe November 2, 2020

Basic White Bitch

Noun: A white girl who loves uggs, Starbucks, leggings, white iPhones, selfies, instagram, heart emojis, Forever 21, tank tops and flipping their thin hair.
"Omigod, there was a horde of basic white bitches at Starbucks, I didn't know there were so many types of uggs!
Basic White Bitch by jasmine319 September 27, 2014

Basic White Bitch

Is White
Is a girl
Is blonde
Likes Starbucks
Has an iphone
Uses 3+ social networking sites
Likes pop music
Likes Tik Tok by Kesha
Uses far too many emojis
Often corrects peoples grammar
Wears legging
Shops at Victoria secret
Likes infinity signs (jewellery, tattoos, clothing)

If you tick more than 6 of these boxes you are a basic white girl, Sorry.
Basic White Bitch by Incognito 13 September 1, 2019

Rich White Bitch 

A spoiled white girl who thinks she is above everyone.
She's a Rich White Bitch.
Rich White Bitch by BigPrincey September 29, 2017

Whalebitch

A bitch that is really fat and disgusting. She can usually be seen beached on the couch and flopping around on a bed. Her daily activities include eating, sleeping, and pooping.
Husband: Hey can you clean the house today? I would but I work 60 hours a week.
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!

Needy Basic White Bitch

Not exclusive to, but, a high concentration of species of white female. These creatures that have become more and more prevalent, visible and somehow absurdly validated to some extent, with the advent of social media. This species is all over social media constantly putting up selfies. These selfies which all basically look the same. Furthermore, this female will go to any and all desperate extremes on social media through posts to get that all too precious attention that they need to make it through the day. These females think they are being coy about it. However, a deaf, blind, braindead person could see how blatant they are about it. This type of female has an outrageous sense of being unique, attractive and entitled. their entire existence revolves around them trying absurdly too hard at projecting those characteristics. However, in reality, they are painfully, hilariously, predictable, unoriginal and a living, walking stereotype. They also tend to exhibit high concentrations of self absorption. Which, ultimately, kills what ever attractiveness they may or may have not had to begin with. Face it, we all know one or more of them.....God help whomever is insane enough to take them seriously.
Person 1: "sweet Jesus, this needy basic white bitch is all up on Facebook with a selfie every damn day. She looks the same in every picture!"

Person 2: "It's either that or she's bitching about how many "creepy" guys are staring at her. But, we all know she goes out all hoed the hell up all the time."

needy, selfie, white girl, Facebook, Instagram, desperate, attention, starved, dumb, self-absorbed