White Glove

The act of jacking off in your hand and then slapping a slut in the face.

Al and Big D pulled off the craziest white glove on Tiffany!

by Carl Snyder March 24, 2008

White Glove

1. A person of high social and economical status.
2. Clean, tightly, and neat.
3. A very talented European musician, usually who plays the piano.
4. A person who looks down on others, feeling they are inferior due to their social or economical class and/or status.

1. "Bill walked into the bar with the presence of a white glove."
2. "He must be a white glove, his apartment being so clean and all."
3. "Mozart is a perfect example of a white glove from the Renaissance era."
4. "His speech was so snoty that he had to be a white glove."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

white glove

the act of using your own cemen to masturbate until there is a thin layer of cemen lining your hand

when chip came he continued to jack it until he had a white glove

by seek and ye shall find March 1, 2008

white glove

to continue masterbating after ejaculation until a thin layer of cemen forms on the hand resembling a white glove

While masturbaing to some pictures of homeless people chip shot his load and continued jacking it until he had a white glove on

by seek and ye shall find March 1, 2008

white-glove test

A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.

I detailed the car for hours, but the greasy steering wheel did me in during the white-glove test.

by imp777 January 26, 2004

white-glove test

to check for cleaness, dust, dirt

your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.

by matt dold January 24, 2004

White Glove the Bed

Like crime scene investigators, but figuratively, wear 'white gloves' and clean up the bed (the crime scene) after an extra marital or secret sexual affair to get rid of the evidence left behind i.e. semen, cum, etc.

Stephanie and Sam had to white glove the bed after having sex so Sam's boyfriend wouldn't suspect anything.

by NeriumKiss June 24, 2016