whatever man 

the pussy thing to say to someone when they're making fun of you. you say this instead of fighting them cuz you're too much of a pussy to do anything.

Jock: yo pussy, i fucked you're mom last night and im about to fuck you're girlfriend today too and you're a fucking loser.

Pussy: pshhh... whatever man.

whatever man by yeahhhhhhhh8 October 3, 2009

whatever man 

two words conjoined by one force resulting in a word. Commonly used by driver's education teachers

Alex the driver's education teacher: "Back in the day in 'Nam, man. Hahahaha, hoo-aa. Whatever man..."

whatever man by JPsKills10 July 7, 2010

ya whatever man 

a versatile phrase used in a couple possible situations:
1. A comeback to a comment you don't care much about
2. A comeback to an insult showing you're stone cold and are immune to insults of poor prose
3. omgwtfbbq

1. AppleGeek1337: Hey Ian, did you know Apple is coming out with an iPhone next 1st quarter 2007 thats going to send the earth out of orbit with its greatness?

RightWingBich_mann_: Ya whatever man

2. Refugee: yo PLove you're full of shit

PLove: Ya whatever man

3. fucking_idiot1085: teh OMGWTFBBQ!!1

anySanePerson0741: Ya whatever man

ya whatever man by pavonismons December 21, 2006

Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow? 

"Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?" is what "The Death of Superman" SHOULD have been. A gripping tale that doesn't just kill off Superman, but completes his story, puts and end to the mythology. It isn't just a marketing ploy, it's a grand finale to a great American legend. But it was written by Alan Moore, so what do you expect?

How to be a Good-Boy comic nerd.

Step 1: Get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero T-Shirt.

Step 2: Go down to your local comic shop.

Step 3: Find a copy of the "Death of Superman" story from the 90's in trade. Place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.

Step 4: Face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout "FUCK YOU!!!!" at the top of your lungs.

Step 5: Place trade where you found it.

Step 6: But a copy of "DC Universe: Tales of Alan Moore" containing "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?"

Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow? by ZimMan2 January 9, 2010

Man, whatever your mom says 

Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.

Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!

Man, whatever your mom says by Your Awesome January 5, 2011

whatever mang 

Similar to to whatever man but with the added authority of being a gangster wanna be.

Friend: Hey I heard your girlfriend is going to the TI concert with another guy.

Response: Whatever Mang

whatever mang by NewWavMarker November 30, 2013

Whateverland

A place for people who are clueless about life.

Mythical small town, populated only by stupid residents.

Matt: "I think that cheerleader WANTS me!"
Sam: "Whateverland...."

Whateverland by Scrappy SamCat February 4, 2009