what the fuck are you doing

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"

what the fuck are you doing by KadV January 24, 2009

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what the fuck are you doing

The phrase "What the fuck are you doing" aka "What on fucking earth are you doing" is commonly used by the teenage population. You would use one or BOTH of these phrases if you see someone.. say.... washing their car in 20 degree weather. In this case you would have to make some modifications such as....

What the fuck are you doing!? Do you fucking love hypothermia?

what the fuck are you doing by Andreuhh January 7, 2007

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[What the fuck are you doing?]

Favorite catch phrase of WNBC's Sue Simmons, first debuted May 12, 2008 and later seen on David Letterman.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... What the fuck are you doing?!" - Sue Simmons

[What the fuck are you doing?] by shemadeabooboo January 2, 2009

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FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!

A line from GTA5 after franklin drives through the front door of Simeon's shop.

"DAAAMMMNNN!!" "FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!"

FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! by Pay me more. April 3, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.> by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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