(v) The act of simultaneously crying and masturbating while using your own tears for lubrication
After finding out his girlfriend was a prostitute, he went into a state of depression and spent his lonely nights whaa-sturbating in his apartment.
by SaadOff5 October 13, 2016
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Definition 1:
"Whaa Syndrome" can be shortened to just "Whaa". Its when you complain about anything and everything to the point every word you say is perceived to come out as "whaa".

Definition 2:
Crying because you exist.
1): "Daniel has come down with 'Whaa Syndrome', he continues to complain about playing Rocket League"

2): " WHAA! Kept crying Daniel"
by ValiantNoob August 27, 2017
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