by WetSealSucks.com June 6, 2005
A store that sells cute clothes for teens to mid- twenty somethings for a good price. They almost went under a few years back, but are comin back!
by sh0ppingAllDay July 30, 2008
A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then slaps her semen covered breasts together while barking like a seal.
by TheDiscount April 10, 2011
a wet seal is when a morbidly obese woman is giving you oral sex while she runs on a treadmill rubbed down in bacon grease.
by LouisVuitton17 March 17, 2011
Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.
by Tim April 3, 2005
The act of enhancing the sound of your fart while in the showr by pressing your ass up against the tiles.
This morning I unleashed a monster wet seal.
by Handsome Jeff February 7, 2005
by Farrah March 1, 2004