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(verb) To go over-the-top on a sexual joke. A weeth usually occurs when one trys to add on to a dirty joke, but as a result, makes the joke too crude.
Person 1 - "I wonder where that guy's strong hand has been?"

Person 2 - "I heard that guy shoved his strong hand up the principal's snatch, making his hand smell like rotten cheese"

Person 1 - "Way to totally weeth that joke."
Weeth by Andy Peterson August 15, 2009
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Another way of saying 'With'
Peek this Streetness, never had a weekness weeth this
weeth by Jimma March 17, 2004

do you listen to sweater weather?

"do you listen to sweater weather" is code for "are you bisexual?"
guy: hey, do you listen to sweater weather?
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)

window weather 

Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in.

origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).
A-"have you looked outside? what a nice day we're having!"

B-"This looks like window weather to me. You should bring a jacket."
Word of the Day on December 5, 2022

Sweater Weather 

A song by an American alternative pop band called The Neighborhood.

Associated with the bisexual community. It is a cute love song with a slightly edgy aesthetic. It was number one on the Billboard Alternative Songs chart in June 2013. It features in many LGBTQ+ relationship music playlists, and many spotify playlists in general.
Lad 1 : The song Sweater Weather is so cute!!
Lad 2 : That's the bisexual anthem lol
Lad 1 : I know
Lad 2 : Is this how you're coming out to me, king?
Lad 1 : ...Perhaps.
Sweater Weather by Cryptigon April 11, 2020

Texas Weather 

Bi-polar weather that is unpredictable. Known for drastic changes in short amounts of time, often exibiting one seaon's expected weather in a different season. Weather seemingly changes on a whim.
"Okay, explain to me how yesterday we had 80 degree weather and clear skies and today we're in the middle of an ice storm!!! Tomorrow's weather is supposed to be 80 again!"

"Hey if you don't like Texas Weather today, just wait around a few minutes and it'll change!"
Texas Weather by veganroyalty March 8, 2012

Wet Weetabix 

The term given for a male/female that you would seek to or recommend to ‘eat out’ the vagina of or anus again.
I’ll be seeing her again, she sure is nutritious Wet Weetabix!
Wet Weetabix by Tomay Stoves April 11, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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