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an insult to call sumone..it's highly offensive. not to be confused with a male's ding dong.
OMGOSH! Julie is sucha weenal! sometimes i can't believe the things she says!
weenal by kayla May 9, 2004
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The Weenal is a noun body part that refers to a male's "ring" around their genitalia.

It can be used as an insult referring to some as being a "cock-blocker"
Bro, why are you being such a weenal, let me cook"
Weenal by jasonthegoat123 March 6, 2023
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weenal circumcision 

The act of removing weenal foreskin from around your elbow because you are out of shape and old as shit.
I have to schedule a weenal circumcision stat. My weenus is covering my elbow. That shit got to go!
weenal circumcision by Datzwatshesed September 15, 2019

Weenular 

wē-n(y)oō-lär

1: (adjective) Of or pertaining to weenis.

2:(Chiefly Archaic) noun- A system of philosophical reasoning that deals with many abstract thoughts or reasoning principles such being, knowing, substance, cause, identity, time, and space.

3: A part of the body including or near the groin.
Davie: Hey man, how's your weenular?

Adam: Man, it was good, but you know... the economy these days, it's hard times, hard times.

Davie: Ohh, hear you me! I know a thing or two about tough times! Anghhh the weenular!
Weenular by TheSandPaperSniffer September 16, 2011
Something you don’t want to be because you’re either dogging the boys/not giving into peer pressure
Friend: “I think I’m going to have a quiet one tonight boys

You or one of the boys: “Don’t be a weenak”
Weenak by t.mcritchie February 10, 2020
a redneck american who enjoys his anime
uncle cletus is a weebalo, hes always polishing his gun while listening to anime
weebalo by beluga_fish May 14, 2018
That moment in time when lying in bed that you realise that bladder isn't going to "just fuck off"and you really, really must go for that piss you've been putting off for 2 hours.
I was lying in the arms of my latest conquest and then weeality hit me.........if I didn't run for a slash now I would I would be remember as "piss pants".
Weeality by Jordans Norks July 22, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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