what I spend 90% of my "work" day doing......how many people, do you suppose, actually work at their job? How many actually earn a paycheck? I certainly don't. I'm not proud of it. It's pathetic, in fact. Thank God for sites like this that can keep me amused for hours.
by fuckface October 14, 2003
Currently you're wasting time while reading this. The fuck your doing here go outside, or just beat your dick off you bastard. Seriously, you are wasting your time(see what I did there) by reading this. Go get a girlfriend or boyfriend if you sway that way. Seriously now, shoo. I'm just kidding, keep reading this. Just kidding, get off Urban Dictionary and finally beat Dark Souls.
by AsianSanta October 11, 2019
the kind of band that makes you want to blow your head off when you listen to it (the same goes for cradle of filth and the jonas brothers). Fans of slipknot are usually around the ages of 13-14, and if they are older, than they still have the brain of a 13 or 14 year old child for listening to such a twat band. Slipknot is the direct cause for faggots in the world who think they are the most metal people in the world, when people who truly enjoy real metal don't pay attention to how high on the metal scale you are, and really try to find people who listen to metal so they can relate to them (in fact, as long as you don't listen to the blasphemy against odin of slipknot, trivium, as i lay dying, etc, there really is no metal scale. good music (thrash, black and death metal, especially thrash in my perspective) is made just to enjoy, not so you can join the cult of slipkNotagoodband and research stupid trivia knowledge about them, so you can impress your other slipknot fans at your weekly nu-metal circle jerk parties)
the point of all of this, is that if you listen to slipknot, you should grow some balls quick and listen to real music.
i don't mean to insult with that last one, because every one who likes good music had to go through that awkward stage in life where they listened to slipknot back in middle school. PLEASE DON"T GET STUCK IN THAT STAGE!!!! you will be respected way more once you ditch the slipknot shirt and the hot topic pants.
the point of all of this, is that if you listen to slipknot, you should grow some balls quick and listen to real music.
i don't mean to insult with that last one, because every one who likes good music had to go through that awkward stage in life where they listened to slipknot back in middle school. PLEASE DON"T GET STUCK IN THAT STAGE!!!! you will be respected way more once you ditch the slipknot shirt and the hot topic pants.
conversation 1, the wrong fan:
person 1: hey, what's up?
person 2: no one understands me. I like being unique because i listen death metal like slipknot, atreyu and korn, but i don't care what other people think because they aren't true maggots like us! you wanna go to hot topic after this and get some guy-liner?
person 1 was unable to answer, because he shot himself in the head with a 12 gauge after person 2's first sentence.
conversation 2, the right way:
person 1: hey, whats up?
person 2:THRASH!!!!
person 1:THRASH!!!!!!!!
slipknot is a waste of time
person 1: hey, what's up?
person 2: no one understands me. I like being unique because i listen death metal like slipknot, atreyu and korn, but i don't care what other people think because they aren't true maggots like us! you wanna go to hot topic after this and get some guy-liner?
person 1 was unable to answer, because he shot himself in the head with a 12 gauge after person 2's first sentence.
conversation 2, the right way:
person 1: hey, whats up?
person 2:THRASH!!!!
person 1:THRASH!!!!!!!!
slipknot is a waste of time
by thrash? don't mind if I do! July 11, 2008
what most people do on this site, while giving bullshit definitions or definitions which don't make any sense; with horrible punctuation, and run on sentances with no grammer. The context of these definitions are usually opinion based and racist, or simply hateful on a certain person whom is most likely better off than them; or banging someone much hotter.
Mike Jones
1)i fucking hate this guy omgomg somene plz tell him he sucks like seriously what a lazy rapper!!L0L!1omg
2)who is mije kones lolzz!11
1)i fucking hate this guy omgomg somene plz tell him he sucks like seriously what a lazy rapper!!L0L!1omg
2)who is mije kones lolzz!11
by lil wyte January 27, 2005
Jo: Do you ever just go on the urban dictionary for fun??
Sophie: Y would you do that that's just wasted time
Sophie: Y would you do that that's just wasted time
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by Don'tpaintdumpsters2016 February 9, 2016
If you have to, or if you are thinking about how you should or could be packing your snap, you are wasting your time.
wasting time
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by og smoker 805 October 8, 2009