Wasp sex Share definition Flag White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sex. The most boring kind of sex there is. Missionary, 9 pm, lights off, maximum of 15 minutes. Jade: I swear, if you keep acting like this, I'm giving you wasp sex tonight. Ramone: Shit babe, sorry. Wasp sex by Mr. Quell August 4, 2016 Get the Wasp sex mug.