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Lily's Garden's Washing Machine 

A washing machine that was from Lily's garden and was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.
Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is really naughty!

Devil’s Washing Machine 

The sex move of shoving an arm coated in atomic hot sauce up your partner’s anus and turning your arm 90 degrees back and forth at a rapid pace.
Bro, this girl last night asked for a Devil’s Washing machine, I was so excited!”

washing machine syndrome 

when kissing someone, they swirl their tounge around your mouth, much like a washing machine.
Guy: How was that date last night?

Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.

Guy: Nasty!

washing machine all star 

when a girl meets a guy for the first time and goes to 2nd base and its all good until he looks at his hand and finds blood on it.
this is all happening while the girl is perched on a washing machine that is on HIGH SPEED and vibrating
ahh im so dizzy from making out onthat washing machine

girl your a washing machine all star

Stuck in the washing machine 

When you get stuck in the washing machine, so your step brother comes around and inserts his part into your ass. Sometimes, the step bro turns on the washing machine, spinning around the sister and making pleasure easier.
Help, step bro! I'm stuck in the washing machine!

It's okay...

Sister feels pressure around her ass

Sister realises

W-what are you doing, step bro?!

Helping you~

Shark in a Washing Machine 

A bad kisser of note.
Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?

Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.