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warm carl 

(n.) When a partners shits on you but you are protected by saran wrap.

Also see hot carl and cold carl.
She gave me a hot carl but I didn't have to shower afterwards.
warm carl by Mango January 2, 2003

reverse warm carl 

Instead of taking a dump on someone's saran-wrapped face, a warm carl involves taking a dump on someone's face FIRST and THEN wrapping it up with saran wrap. Some people prefer to shit into the saran wrap instead of on his/her face. Either way results in a layer of poo followed by a layer of saran wrap, hence "reverse".

See also "hot carl", "warm carl", and "cold carl".
You: A reverse warm carl is even nastier than a hot carl!
Me: You know SOMEONE has done it.
reverse warm carl by Cyrille104 November 13, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008