hey yazid al wardi (yazzer) wtf are you doing this is why turkey has been taken to the basement of the autist
by ZestyZois March 22, 2022
Megan “Wardy” Ward is a creature of the darkness that like kids and men with non existent hairlines. She’s often been found lurking the halls of Louis slowly and quietly chanting about max o beirne. She’s someone all children should stay away from and parents should be afraid of. She’s not allowed within 500 meters of the following places due to being on then register:
1. Mary’s
2. Booterstown
3. Tramline
4. Crumlin
1. Mary’s
2. Booterstown
3. Tramline
4. Crumlin
by Hue G. Rex Tion May 30, 2022
A rare species of exotic bird commonly found around military barracks and often places of alcoholic consumption. Known to walk with an awkward gait and occasionally makes loud screeching sounds in combination with flapping in the presence of a female. While on the flip side, interest in females is demonstrated with a strange "bobbing" of his long head and neck that is distinct. Conversations with said females are both minimal and often inconsequential. Water is regarded as a foreign substance, the diet consists of Jack Daniels and toasted croissants.
"Look at that Samuelis Wardis attempting a mating dance over there, poor fellow"
"The poor Samuelis Wardis has no skills with the woman and has the inability to defend himself unless inebriated"
"The poor Samuelis Wardis has no skills with the woman and has the inability to defend himself unless inebriated"
by OsamaBinPapa September 10, 2019
He’s one hell of a Wardy
by Al Webbo June 25, 2018
Guy 1: Yeah man, you know Emily?
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s hot
Guy 1: Yeah, She’s my wardie
Guy 2: No way bro, I thought you guys were Mormon
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s hot
Guy 1: Yeah, She’s my wardie
Guy 2: No way bro, I thought you guys were Mormon
by Jemrey July 8, 2020
The genuine path to follow out good deeds in life / to follow the hive mind respectively.When you are insanely boid, you may feel “wardi”. Most wardies you find are small miniature creatures. The origin of most wardies is GUTS. Beware. Be careful. They will find you. Wardi.
by Wardi General June 15, 2022
The end result of tricking unsuspecting people into clicking on an innocuous link in one of your text threads, only to be bombarded with images of an incredibly endowed naked dude sitting on a bed. This image can be manipulated continuously and photoshopped into all different historical scenes and positions thus leading to endless fun and embarrassment.
I clinked on a link that indicated that Tom Brady was signing with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but instead, I was the victim of a well designed Wardy Bomb.
by ToiletSoldiers April 8, 2020