walmart ass

A human being with an ass that takes up the whole aisle at walmart.
Also has many dynamic features to it.

oprah

by jmack February 25, 2003

walmart ass

A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.

That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.

by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014

walmart ass

When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.

Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

walmart ass

Wide hips but that ass is flat as fuck

yo did you seen lauren’s ass? shit was fat

nah that’s a walmart ass- it’s actually flat

by Angie612 February 09, 2020

Went to walmart on dat ass

The act of leaving, breaking up, ending a relationship with a man or women and not returning ever.

You: Where is yo girl at bro?

Bob: That bitch was trippin so I "Went to walmart on dat ass".

by TheManvw65 February 03, 2010

Walmart Ass Nigga

A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.

Requirements:

(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI

If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.

Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!

by TheWalmartAssNiggaDefiner May 28, 2024