Walking Head 

Walking head is when an extremely tall man dates an extremely short woman (That's head is near his happy "head") so, the girl would not have to get on her knees to get the job done.

Friend #1: Wow! Look at that couple. He's so tall, and she's so short!
Friend #2: I know! She could give him walking head!

Walking Head by Short-Girl November 19, 2010

the walking head 

When someone gives another person a blowjob while walking.

The fluffer: "quit walking so fast"
Sir. Murkalot:"I'm walking as slow as possible."
The fluffer:"the walking head is hard, who told you about this?"
Sir Murkalot:"just some some chode who wanted to Quin"

the walking head by Sir Murkchode January 24, 2014

The Walking Head 

The act of drugging a stranger so that they are in a zombie-like state, you then proceed to insert your genitalia into their mouth.

(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)

James, eat this cookie, I promise it isn't drugged. I don't want to try the walking head

The Walking Head by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

Walking Tortoise Head

An extreme case of Turtle Head, in which the victim is forced to take sliding baby steps and clench their butt cheeks in order to avoid a full on pant's crapping episode.

You suddenly realize you have turtle head. You leave your desk and take several steps towards the restroom only to experience the second stage of Turtle Head called, "Walking Tortoise Head". You clench your butt cheeks together and make baby steps praying for the strength and the luck to make it to the toilet in time to release this angry monster.

Walking Tortoise Head by Caedis T Yo May 7, 2011

Walking taco balancing on my head

I don't care/it's not in my control/it doesn't matter.

Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"

Walking taco balancing on my head by Bigscheming December 13, 2025

Walking Headass

A term used for someone who is making a fool of themselves or being annoying/obnoxious. It can also mean someone is extremely stoned/stupid high.

Man, Ryan is being a walking headass right now, Jumping up and down, making a fool of himself.

Kenny is so high, he's becoming a walking headass

Brady, you're a walking headass

Walking Headass by UNC1V1L August 17, 2017