gay waiters

a pair of queens in poker.

he beat me all in with a pair of gay waiters.

by docsy June 3, 2005

dumb waiter

When you fart in a elevator right before you get off, sending it to its next floor with a smelly 'meal' on board.

Also known as a dookie lift in England.

I just left a dumbwaiter in that lift (elevator).

Ow man, someone left a dumb waiter in here, lets get off at the next floor.

by ill-grass October 10, 2012

Bitchy waiter

Annoying homo famous for posting pictures of kids and bitching on his blog. Known for having thousands of followers, most of them being Prius driving liberal servers with OCD.

The bitchy waiter got pissed at his table and posted a picture of their check and lame tip.

by idrisbkj May 12, 2014

Waiters Gonna Wait

Another way to say/add-on to the phrase "Haters Gonna Hate".

"Haters gonna hate, waiters gonna wait, potatoes gonna potate, etc."

by Foreverafuckingfangirl. October 10, 2012

chinese waiter torture

When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.

You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"

Waiter: ...?

You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!

by adamo42 May 30, 2011

san francisco waiter

A hand in Texas Hold'em Poker, specifically the Queen and Three. Called the San Francisco Waiter because it is a "queen with a trey."

Player 1: That idiot failed to raise with his aces and let me see the flop for free. It came QQ3...
Player 2: San Francisco Waiter g00000t.......

by Joseph K. Kafka October 7, 2006

Fat spanish waiter

When someone with an inny bellybutton and someone with an outy bellybutton attempt to have sexual relations with said appendages.

The night was going awesome until she tried to fat spanish waiter me

by Richy loves me October 8, 2020