a person that has no friends but thinks he does and just creeps out the people he thinks he's friends with.
Quick move his backpack. The wagner is coming, and we don't want him to sit here. Hurry up move it he's getting his lunch. Ooh what a surprise anothe bagel.
by fefehe November 10, 2008
Brody Wagner is the name of an ancient king who rode on top of two rhinos well going into battle. He is known to be the creator of fire and coined the phrase Rashashandai and Rondo Jonzo.
"Man this camp fire is so warm" the man said. "Well you can think Brody Wagner for that" the woman replied.
by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010
Franz Wagner is God's gift to the Orlando Magic after years of misery since the Dwight Howard era. Selected with 8th pick of 2021 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic, Franz is currently the baddest white boy on the planet. NBA teams often say "ah fuck" when going against the Orlando Magic, because of Franz, who also goes by OnlyFranz and Sweet Franz. "Who the fuck is Franz Wagner" is currently the number 1 Google search in every city he plays in, which has surpassed last year's number 1 search of "who the fuck is Chuma Okeke".
The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.
Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.
Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.
Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.
The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.
Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.
Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.
Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.
by Jeff Weltgawd November 18, 2021
1) A vehicle driven by a pedofile named Wags, Jags, Slags, etc...
2) A sex move done by any of the above named pedofiles where while ramming little boys in the ass, he continuously steps forward as to push them along as an action of a plow.
3)The best name for a Snorlax ever.
2) A sex move done by any of the above named pedofiles where while ramming little boys in the ass, he continuously steps forward as to push them along as an action of a plow.
3)The best name for a Snorlax ever.
1) "Yo we threw cake all over the wagner plow."
2) "Jags gave some 11 year old boy the wagner plow yesterday." -- "Isn't he like 20 or something?" --"yeah..."
3) My Wagner Plow 1 shot Gary's blastoise earlier. Gary is a bitch.
2) "Jags gave some 11 year old boy the wagner plow yesterday." -- "Isn't he like 20 or something?" --"yeah..."
3) My Wagner Plow 1 shot Gary's blastoise earlier. Gary is a bitch.
by maomaomaomaomao November 15, 2010
multiple single text messages that eventually spell out a real word and burns up a friends text messaging minutes.
Wagner texting is when one finds out the friend doesn't have unlimited text messages, then he text bombs the friends email until he gets past his free limits, and then laughs uncontrollably.
by the friend with limited texts October 12, 2013
when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.
Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.
by Matt Lowee January 15, 2010
by kstarr89 May 25, 2010