A person who employs monetary arguments or issues to try to convince a person to make a decision different from the initial one, especially when the initial choice may be more beneficial(notwithstanding its monetary issues).
Ex:He said that she should purchase the more skimpy purse since it was more expensive and thus of higher quality. However, it would be a bad choice in the sense that the purse is skimpy or not very strong. She called him a wigger wagger since the more expensive purse ripped the next day.
by bearhat May 19, 2009
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A tail-wagger is someone that follows a crowd or a movement without truly questioning the validity or purpose for it. TailTail-waggers often copy hashtags or wear pink kitten hats. They see others in the crowd doing something, so they want to be a part of something bigger than themselves. Kind of like when you want a dog to do a trick or behave a certain way, you reward it with a pat on the back and a treat and it wags its tail, because it's excited to have the approval of the boss.
Most protestors are just tail waggers.

People that jump.
The lead singer told everybody to lift their hands over their heads and clap a rhythm. Once a few people started, then all the tail-waggers joined in.
by Get your own idea July 30, 2018
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a name for a person who is awfully homosexual, annoying, boobiewaggingful, or any negative adjective that may be minorly offensive that someone would like to say in a majorly unoffensive way not really; all offense is secretly intended

a person who enjoys putting their ta-ta's in other people's faces
Edward - Did you see that prostitute totally running around half naked and throwing her milkshakes in innocent pedestrian's faces?
Emma - Yeah, she was a complete titty wagger.
by Emma. No pseudonyms here. January 20, 2009
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A negative comment towards another individual, usually used by people who prefer not to use curse words.
by Brisika March 9, 2011
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An incredible song that evokes the thrusting of the pelvis, resulting in one's penis bouncing. Usually an emotional, sometimes nostalgic experience.
When you said Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do) by Christopher Cross was a Dick Wagger, you weren't lying.

That party I went to the other night... Absolutely loaded with Dick Waggers. Nonstop. Unreal.

I went to one of those silent disco's recently to make fun of everyone there because the premise is so absurd,but there must have been at least a couple Dick Waggers played because people a were freaking out
by ThomasMattson October 31, 2017
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terrible insult; the act of wagging cunts.
"DUDE! You're such a cunt wagger!"
by TWHIRL May 16, 2009
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A great conversation starter for a dear pal or someone you'd like to fuck in the future.
Billy: Shnagger Wagger!!!!!!!

Samantha: What?

Billy: Nice shoes wanna fuck?

Samantha: You had me at shnagger wagger ;)
by Ball Droppers July 25, 2011
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