to bodysurf in big, closed-out, heavy waves
Let's go whomping.

There were some whompers out there today!

I got whomped on that one.
by Yield October 13, 2008
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usually used in a sarcastic tone, this word can be used to describe something that is boring or wack. It can also be used to describe most awkward situations and/or instead of the word "FAIL"
My date last night was extra whomp
by sams555 March 31, 2011
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this word can be used in a number of ways. as a noun, a verb, or an adjective. take any word out of a sentence and this word is guaranteed to replace it.
you're whompin' me on

whomp you!
by samole April 04, 2009
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To have a poo and a wank at the same time
Guy 1: Whoa man last night I had the sweetest whomp ever

Guy 2: Man that sounds sweet, im gonna take a whomp as soon as I get home
by Baguette101 December 17, 2008
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The expression used when witnessing an epic failure.
Girl walking around with her bump-it showing through her hair.

Guy approaches girl at the bar, and offers to buy her a drink. He looks closer and sees that she has a snaggle tooth.


You thought the movie started at 3, but it started at 2.

by HeyVixHey February 27, 2012
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the word of endless possibilities. can be used in any point of life and is recommended for the best of times.

you may learn more about this word in the well known class of whomp theory.
"I love your smile, it is whompin!"
by uhmm uhh yess February 20, 2010
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