wash dishes

Wash the dishes, wipe down the countertop, stovetop and clean the sink after you’re done.

*sweeping/ cleaning the floor may also be included depending on the situation*

Ya ma: “wash these dishes”
You: *washes dishes*
Ya ma: “didn’t I tell you to wash dishes?! That means clean the whole kitchen! Why the counter still dirty?”

by LitGyal September 1, 2018

Wash Dishes

When a female masturbates in the bathtub.

Becky: What are your plans for the night since TJ's OT?
Tiff: Just relaxing, have to wash dishes later.

by BeanTownRaider April 20, 2020

Wash The Dishes

masterbate.

"Hey dude, i'll call you back, I have to "wash the dishes".

by RAWR10101 November 3, 2009

Wash Dem Dishes

A term made by President Nick Atkinson meaning clean your vagina

Tyler:Aye You See That Girl..I Ate Her Out
The Prez:You I Heard She Dont Wash Dem Dishes

by President Nick February 17, 2014

Wash the Dishes

To rub the clitorus in a back and forth or circular motion as if washing a small plate.

Susie is coming over later, I'm gonna wash the dishes

by BluffCard September 12, 2023

washdisher

An automatic electric dishwasher. In particular, the very least expensive model you could find at the local discount appliance store, which has only a timer dial with normal and long wash cycles (but no pre-wash) and a heated dry rocker switch (but no indicator light), closes with a spring-loaded slide latch, and has a white plastic interior with a telescoping penis center sprayer. Because when the old one finally stopped working, you couldn't afford to buy a fancy model with electronic touch controls and a whisper quiet motor and a stainless steel interior and adjustable multi-level racks and dual washer arms. The good news is that the brainless motor-driven cycle timer clock in your cheap washdisher will probably outlast several hundred dollars worth of replacements for failure-prone computer motherboards and electronic sensor elements for that outrageously expensive and hideously complicated dishwasher you didn't buy.

Mom: Where did you put the shika shika (carrot peeler)?
Pop: Look in the washdisher. I ran it last night before bed.

by flashlightfloyd July 4, 2009