Von Biesmark's law 

How different the opinions of several men may be, they can always agree on one thing: The beauty of a certain woman. In each group of male friends there's always one girl that is objectively super hot. This argument can be used beacause the friends don't want to argue anymore or the subject is too unimportant to argue about.

I don't agree with you, but at least we can agree on Von Biesmark's law. Shari is really pretty.

Von Biesmark's law by sedclev April 17, 2017

It's a Von Trap! 

When you think you're about to babysit one kid but find out, upon arrival , that there are five. AND....you find out you may be expected to make play clothes out of old drapes.

Me: Twenty dollars an hour to babysit?!

Friend: It's a Von Trap! They have FIVE kids!

It's a Von Trap! by Ghost Turd Writer March 11, 2010

carlo von sexron 

He's the man, the legend, the king. Ginger Elvis, King Baby Duck, and J Ho, it's all one man. He's a great dancer, likes long walks on the beach, and will fuck your day up if you cross him. He'll blow your mind with his music, then blow his load on your mom. His name is Josh Homme, and he (probably) approves of this message.

Dood 1: I just got back from the Eagles of Death Metal show.
Dood 2: SICK! Did Carlo Von Sexron seduce you with his drums?
Dood 1: Nah, he wasn't there. He was probably fucking your mom.
Dood 2: Fuck man, I wish I was as cool as him...

carlo von sexron by whorehopper July 21, 2016

Von Sway 

It cannot be taught, Von Sway is something you feel its not something you think, its not something you analyse and think about logically its something you feel

Thanks etho for the new copypasta.

It cannot be taught, Von Sway is something you feel its not something you think, its not something you analyse and think about logically its something you feel

Von Sway by hdcgcdn,kvg June 16, 2018

Von Sway 

A bastardisation of Feng Shui created by Minecraft YouTuber EthosLab, made to satirically justify design choices within the game. Characterised by chaotic, crazy, and colourful building.

Lesson number 1 to Von Sway: It can not be taught. It's something you feel, it's not something you think, it's not something you analyse and think about logically, it's something you feel.
Lesson number 2 to Von Sway: It is the perfect combination of three things: pleasing aesthetics, chaos, and functionality. Those three things in perfect harmony, are Von Sway

Von Sway by CyanGriffin January 2, 2019

Von Schnitzel 

The Von Schnitzel tank was a feared weapon in WW2. Created by "Von Schnitzel" himself, this tank features the powerfull "Pleskinshoota" capable of destorying enemy tanks with one round.

I am the von schnitzel tank.
Javoleh!

Von Schnitzel by vonschnitz September 25, 2005

Suzy Von Strip

A newer burlesque dancer who is able to perform at a level and command fees comparable to a veteran performer.

Ugh, can you believe her? She’s only been doing this 18 months and she’s getting the same performance fee as me! What a Suzy Von Strip!

Suzy Von Strip by XoMattFinish June 13, 2021