Vomit Comet

1. Multi engine jet plane capable of sustaining dives long enough to simulate weightlessness; primarily used for astronaut training and films like Apollo 13.

They call it the Vomit Comet because it streaks across the sky and makes you lose your lunch.

by jonny mac June 9, 2004

Vomit Comet

A specific vomitular design made on the side of one's car after a passenger decides he's just not gonna tell you he is sick at a speed of no less than 65mph.

A Vomit Comet comes around once every 20 lightbeers.

by JJNickels29 June 7, 2013

Vomit Comet

A person who vomits and flees the area

After finding several gallons of throw-up in the gym, an investigation was launched deeming Janet as the vomit comet.

by JohnnyHally321 February 6, 2023

Vomit Comet

When a female tickle her throat with you penis during a BJ and she vomits. Ugh.

Her BJ was fire. Until the bitch gave me the vomit comet.

by Soupy Sinatra May 13, 2015

Vomit Comet

A splurge of airborne vomit that has not reached the ground.

Dude! I just saw a vomit comet come right off of the Wild Thing!

by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss November 18, 2010

vomit comet

The late night bus home that you have to take when the subway stops running at 2am.. so named because all the patrons on it are drunks from the bar, and that alcohol induced vomiting is a common occurance.

fucking hell, i hate taking the vomit comet home.. you meet the drunkest weirdos on it.

by mrPrez September 27, 2004

vomit comet

Adoring nickname for the Gravitron ride that shows up at volunteer firemen's carnivals and county fairs. Usually operated by an anti social meth addict, the vomit comet plays grating 80's glam metal very loud to make your ears bleed so you don't notice your stomach unfolding inside out and your funnel cake and coke slamming back into your face a Mach 1.

Dude, no cotton candy before the tilt a whirl, no sausage before the zipper, and no liquids before the vomit comet

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005