Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.
After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.
by NickEpic July 30, 2012
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dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.
I’ll have one dark vodka, please.
by * HH * January 29, 2025
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dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.
I’ll have one dark vodka, please.
by * HH * January 29, 2025
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beluga vodka

The best Russian vodka created. Masterfully created in the heart of Siberia by bears, it says on the bottle best consumed with caviar. The legend has the recipe was created by Putin himself.
This Beluga vodka goes through like water
by Taptgat May 21, 2017
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Coke to vodka

Coke to vodka is someone who is a best friend to his vodka they have there fights but they will always be the closest friends the coke is usually very dramatic but the vodka will always be there for him
Max: you’re my coke to the vodka

Jessica: you’re the vodka to my coke
Coke to vodka is the best friendship opposite genders can have
by beef curry 6264 September 05, 2019
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Backwash vodka

Vodka that has been opened or was open for a while
Tim: dude we don’t have vodka

Steve: Just grab the backwash vodka!!! Hurry we’re gonna be late
by Satansbaby310 November 15, 2018
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Vodka Vag

The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."
girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time
by I'll_sit_on_your_face April 19, 2017
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