by gucci100000 April 24, 2012
First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
by Kate Sjostrand February 21, 2008
a direct reference to the movie A Christmas story and all the fantasy sequences Ralphie has (soap poisioning, A+++++++++, and fighting off the bank robbers). Used when you admit to having some type of similar fantasy or you can use it to call someone out on their unrealistic fantasy.
I'm having total Ralphie Vision! If I won lotto, I'd walk into my bosses office, piss on his desk, pay off all my bills and buy a fat house with a fleet of cars!
by Mr Wall January 6, 2006
When someone puts their hand in front of a camera during filming way too often, ruing most of the footage.
Guy #1: Dude was that a skate video or the Adams Family with so many hands running around that screen.
Guy #2: I know man, I was a victim to GOOMBA VISION.
Guy #2: I know man, I was a victim to GOOMBA VISION.
by JJTRUELOVE January 17, 2009
Main Entry: 1rid•dle 1vi•sion
Pronunciation: 'ri-d&l 'vi-zh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old French, from Latin vision-, visio, from vidEre to see -- more at WIT; Middle English redels, ridel, from Old English rAEdelse opinion, conjecture, riddle; akin to Old English rAEdan to interpret -- more at READ
1 a : the act or power of seeing attractiveness which is not present in reality : SIGHT b : the special sense by which the qualities of an object (as hotness, personality, weight and size) constituting its appearance are skewed and improperly perceived by the eye as desirable (without the aid of alcohol)
2 a : something seen, but not as it really is b : a lovely or charming sight by default from lack of comparable females
Pronunciation: 'ri-d&l 'vi-zh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old French, from Latin vision-, visio, from vidEre to see -- more at WIT; Middle English redels, ridel, from Old English rAEdelse opinion, conjecture, riddle; akin to Old English rAEdan to interpret -- more at READ
1 a : the act or power of seeing attractiveness which is not present in reality : SIGHT b : the special sense by which the qualities of an object (as hotness, personality, weight and size) constituting its appearance are skewed and improperly perceived by the eye as desirable (without the aid of alcohol)
2 a : something seen, but not as it really is b : a lovely or charming sight by default from lack of comparable females
Riddle Student: "Dude, see that hot chick at Chartwells today?"
Regular college student: "I thought that was a guy."
Regular college student: "I thought that was a guy."
by Wild Weasel March 7, 2005
SUPER-VISION- Is your Third eyevisions guiding through your decisions while using intuitions insight to retain excellence perception. Instincts guide Intuition never lies. Believe, Perceive and Receive.
Super vision is Intuitive to Intent.
Super vision is Intuitive to Intent.
SUPER-VISION- Is your Third eyevisions guiding through your decisions while using intuitions insight to retain excellence perception. Instincts guide Intuition never lies. Believe, Perceive and Receive.
Super vision is Intuitive to Intent.
Super vision is Intuitive to Intent.
by G'ity April 21, 2019
When a gamer focuses in on a televison screen and proceeds to stand up out of their chair, for competitive advantage.
by Sodatester September 22, 2019