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Venezuela Taco Stand 

This involves 2 girls and several men. The first girl will stand on her head and insert a whole bottle of Tabasco sauce in her anus, the other girl will be on her knees next to her. The men will line up and dip their penis's into the girls anus and then move to the next girl and have her lick the sauce from his penis and testicles.
"Was that great last night when we had the Venezuela Taco stand Jules or what?"
Venezuela Taco Stand by rockyr June 11, 2006
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Venezuelan shit tunnel 

When two men are having alternate anal intercourse with a woman and one man takes the fecal residue from his penis and covers the other man's penis with it before he engages the anus.
Tammy was hoping to experience her first Venezuelan shit tunnel while on holiday in Thailand.

venezuelan steamer 

Is when a large group of men and women convene in a pool and defocate uncontrollably.
Person 1: Hey man, that party was pretty crazy last night.

Person 2: Totally man, especially when Kevin and Jenny started that Venezuelan Steamer in the pool.

venezuelan slip and slide

Masturbating on a ratty mattress in the slums of south America while multiple Transexual prostitutes urinate on you until climax.
Change your sheets! Your bed looks like the aftermath of a venezuelan slip and slide!

venezuelan shower 

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'
Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.
venezuelan shower by GReg April 27, 2014

venezuelan standoff 

When you go into the bathroom with the intent to take a shit, but someone sits down in the stall next to you so you decide to hold it till they leave, but they are doing the same thing. Venezuelan standoffs usually last until one person gives up on taking a shit and leaves. The longest Venezuelan standoff in history lasted 3 days because the person in the stall closest to the door died of dysentery while the janitors were on a strike. After the strike ended the survivor was discovered by a janitor and he was rushed to a hospital.
What happened in class yesterday I missed it because I was stuck in a Venezuelan standoff.

venezuelan beaver cheese

A fictional cheese proposed by John Cleese's character in Monty Python's "Cheese Shop" sketch