Van the Man part 3
Van’s proudest moment of Greek culture is this historical reference; A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
Although Van may cry at the fact that 100% just isn’t good enough, cry at the fact that there are better surfers in the world than him, all that Jimi Hendrix will always disgust him for even trying to bother to play his music, there are two words that will always sum up Van – the man.
Van’s proudest moment of Greek culture is this historical reference; A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
Although Van may cry at the fact that 100% just isn’t good enough, cry at the fact that there are better surfers in the world than him, all that Jimi Hendrix will always disgust him for even trying to bother to play his music, there are two words that will always sum up Van – the man.
by van the man March 05, 2017
old skater shoes thats quick slip on and offs that are comfortable but now are coming back in style also known in bay area songs
"i got ma vans on but they look like sneakers,
i got ma vans on but they lok like sneakers,
i got ma vans on but they look like sneakers,
wearin coat white but ma vans look clean"
"i slip em on slip em off cuffing ma pants"
i got ma vans on but they lok like sneakers,
i got ma vans on but they look like sneakers,
wearin coat white but ma vans look clean"
"i slip em on slip em off cuffing ma pants"
by elita April 16, 2006
by van man April 29, 2004
The single greatest vechicle known to man. Has been on the run for atleast 12 years. Also known as the "mission van" or the van to smoke "pot" in. Alcohol also acceptable in this vechicle. A friend to many.
by Josh Steeves April 27, 2004
vans are originally for skates
classic vans are super cool=) everybody is wearing them .. skates are wearing them, emos are wearing them, preps are wearing them :O
classic vans are super cool=) everybody is wearing them .. skates are wearing them, emos are wearing them, preps are wearing them :O
by elle sechslingloff October 14, 2006
A shoe company that started up back in the 1960's. They make skateboarding shoes that are relatively inexpensive and are generally comfortable. Originally worn exclusively by skaters, now every fucking Hollister and Abercrombie brat has the fugly checkered slip ons because they are fucking trendwhores who buy into whatever is "in". It's kinda ironic how they went from being lyk totally gangsta G dawg wearing Nikes and listening to 50 Cent to being lyk totally punk rawker and listening to Simple Plan.
Other than the fugly slip ons, Vans makes good shoes.
Other than the fugly slip ons, Vans makes good shoes.
This what a compliment on someone's Vans should look like:
Dudeman #1: Hey dude, I like your Vans. Half Cabs?
Dudeman #2: Yeah, I bought them at Zumiez. Really comfortable shoes.
This is how the conversations usually go:
Heather: Ohh mah gawd Becky, I lurrvvv your checkered Vans!!!!!
Becky: I know, we are like so totally punk rawker!!!!
Heather: We should, like, go listen to like, Simple Plan!!!!
Becky: Yeah!!!! And after that we'll waste our parents' money on overpriced clothing at Hollister!!!!
Heather: Like oh my gawd totally!!!!
Dudeman #1: Hey dude, I like your Vans. Half Cabs?
Dudeman #2: Yeah, I bought them at Zumiez. Really comfortable shoes.
This is how the conversations usually go:
Heather: Ohh mah gawd Becky, I lurrvvv your checkered Vans!!!!!
Becky: I know, we are like so totally punk rawker!!!!
Heather: We should, like, go listen to like, Simple Plan!!!!
Becky: Yeah!!!! And after that we'll waste our parents' money on overpriced clothing at Hollister!!!!
Heather: Like oh my gawd totally!!!!
by GOD DOMMIT FRONK December 25, 2008
Van is a hard working mum and avoids the shoe like the plague. Her name is often short for Vanessa, because she hates that name for herself. Often a brunette and self conscious but beautiful. She has a strong opinion and loves all her kids.
by Prettymuchaplum October 04, 2019