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vanguard 

The foremost position in an army or fleet advancing into battle; the foremost or leading position in a trend or movement; those occupying a foremost position.
The vanguard of the group led their whole military to victory.
vanguard by kasabian720 October 30, 2007

Vanguard girl  

A typical girl at Vanguard University of Southern California. She has wavy blonde hair, green eyes, is short, and unnaturally, rediculously, skinny. She wears baggy ripped jeans, rainbows, loves little african babies, and has an equally annoying boyfriend. She also has a tatoo on her inner wrist with a faith related saying in cursive letters, and thinks she was the first one to get it.
A Vanguard girl loves Africa, dresses bohemian, shops at urban outfitters, and has an iphone.
Vanguard girl by LexiB February 10, 2009

Vanguard Boy 

Typically wears flannel or plaid of some kind, occasionally combined with a loose fitting beanie. They find it tantalizing to not shower or practice any form of hygiene, for the purpose of not prohibiting their “manhood.” Vanguard boys enjoy listening to emo, indie or rock music, in an attempt to pursue originality and diversity in their musical tastes. Plays or at least owns some form of guitar, surfboard, skateboard and Toms shoes (in order to accurately display their love for needy children in 3rd world countries).

When it comes to dating and relationships, Vanguard boys consist of 2 categories: The first insists on dating nobody, either out of their fear for the opposite sex or for the purpose of waiting for their perfect future spouse. The other insists on dating everybody, keeping their options open and unrestricted. In extreme cases Vanguard boys have dated roommates simultaneously, disregarding female societal norms.

CAUTION: Vanguard Boys are prone to commit and initiate several coffee rendezvous and intentional conversations on Vanguard’s bench or block- but nothing more- real dates are for real men!

At first Vanguard boys emphasize their spirituality in the relationship, showing you their softer theological side but eventually break up with you to “pursue all that God has for them.”

CAUTION: Confusion comes into play because first you must actually be “in a relationship” for him to break up with you.
A proper use of the term “Vanguard Boy” can be in reference but is not limited to any of the following terms: egotistical, immature, manipulative, shallow, afraid, awkward, unhygienic, two-faced, and a tool.

**Due to the generalization of “Vanguard Boy” there are very few exceptions and limitations please consult a Vanguard girl if you have nay questions or concerns**
Vanguard Boy by brownbaby1127 November 16, 2009

Vanguard Girl 

A typical Vanguard girl will find a way to have school spirit even though her attempts are ultimately futile.

She is in love with the idea of third world countries and enjoys explaining why she enjoyed her mission trip so much using the phrase "It changed my life." She usually leaves out the part about how it affected the foreigners, but this is just a minor detail.

During her time out of the classroom she is either at the beach or going to Disneyland (because she has a pass...for life).

The most dangerous Vanguard girls fall into two categories: women studies majors and theater majors. If you are a male and see either, run before you testicles are either chopped off or "monologued" to death. Either way, your balls are gone.

As stated before, most Vanguard girls will have a tattoo or piercing of some sort on their body (mostly wrist tattoos). These tattoos consist of either a Bible verse or a single word that truly represents their feelings (the most common being "Beloved"). The tattoo usually contains doves breaking out of chains (symbolizing their internal struggle against the forces of darkness).

Lastly Don't bother dating a Vanguard girl if you want a quick hook-up. Statistically speaking, 1 in 2 Vanguard girls will find someone to date and marry them as soon as possible to justify losing their virginity. They will usually find out this was a bad decision after their first child and find out it isn't "fun" or "hip" to be a mother at 19.
I saw a Vanguard girl today...I married her and had 2 kids.
Vanguard Girl by thevanguardian2 August 23, 2009

Vanguard High School 

Vanguard High School is a school in Northwestern Ocala/Marion County, Florida. It is by far the most ghetto school in Ocala. The day usually starts out with a random shooting across the street, and as the day progresses, multiple drug deals occur. Vanguard has a marvelous IB program, which is full of many protected rich kids, who stray themselves from the rest of the population and pack their lunch like typical nerds. Vanguard's nickname is "The Finest High School In The Land". It is notorious for it's obese staff and administration who like to pummel themselves into the personal lives of their students. Vanguard has an amazing football team, which is it's only backbone to being a real school.
Demetriquanda: Ayeeee girl, you know I go to Vanguard High School right? Well b****, there was this fight da otha day, and GIRL, they toe ha a** the f*** up! I mean DAAAAAAAAAAMN.

Courtney: Oh really? That's wonderful! (:

Vanguard High School 

This place is hell and sometimes the overweight Spanish teacher gets on the student (s) nerves. It is known as the most ghetto school in Ocala, fl and it has a diverse community of students ranging from the Ib kids that separate themselves from the general population, and what the teachers call the rest of the students: the traditional ones. A typical school day goes like this: You get to school and immediately go into ALICE protocol cause there was a shooting in the VERY near ghetto neighborhood, then as the day goes by, drugs are passed here and there, a student has a seizure every 3-5th period and the dope boys vape in the bathrooms.
Briantiyana: Oh hell naw!!! I ain’t gunna stay here!!! These bitches smell like fish and chips and old takis. I mothafuckin hate Vanguard High School! BYE BITCHES!!,
VSCO girls: ssksksksksks and I pop
No one:

Administration: dress code
Vanguard High School by Monstermart September 18, 2019
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