vampire mother

A divorced women who sucks the life and wealth out of her ex husband after cheating and leaving. Highly abusive toward men and blames them for their behavior.

The worst of all baby mamas.

“Vampire Mothers are real.”

“Vampire Mother got paid today!”

“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”

by Fact Based Person February 2, 2018

vampire diaries

A show watched by sissy femboys that love vampires and "Romantic Comedy's "

vampire diaries-Omg Sisters did you see the scary Spooky vampire
Yikes that was spooky 19 million players

by OldManDan69 May 27, 2021

Vampire Juice

Blood as a result of mensturation

"Man, last night I went down on my girl, had to wipe the Vampire Juice off my face"

by frisbeedog13 January 10, 2020

Vampire cocktail

A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.

Dude I bought myself a vampire cocktail. Just need something to suck on...

by Valkyrie87 July 13, 2021

vampire diving

in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody

while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving

by yeeticusprime April 3, 2022

Vampire

The nickname you give the palest kid you know.

Random: Hey Vampire
Kid: Oh Hey:

by That one tall chick named Rae January 15, 2020

Vampire

Someone who eats the pussy of a girl on her period

Her: No don't go down there, I am on my period!

Him: Don't worry, I am a Vampire !

by Humanation September 25, 2020