Dude> Give me some vampire tea you hateful bastard!
Old Slut> Ok but first i must remove this tampon I've been using for the past 50 years.
Old Slut> Ok but first i must remove this tampon I've been using for the past 50 years.
by asdfasfd May 7, 2008
by NOS4A2 December 18, 2021
by Miz. Violent Dolly July 9, 2005
A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scrotum into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.
Seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period sex, Matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.
by Ryjamin September 5, 2012
(1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Collins got together for tea. Wrenfelt brought them an assortment of vampire tea bags. Suddenly Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!
(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!
(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!
by Dr. Peter Poppinhyman May 7, 2006
by ben curry September 24, 2003
The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.
I need to find a Vampire Tea Tin, my flow is extra heavy today.
The Assistant Principal was walking in, so I stashed my weed in the Vampire Tea Tin in the girls room!
The Assistant Principal was walking in, so I stashed my weed in the Vampire Tea Tin in the girls room!
by Stoutwalker November 9, 2012