attention seeking fools who want to feel special. they choose this term because they think it will make them or define them.
its like whiny snot nosed angsty teens who think they know it all, and then decide to term themselves as vampires because it is "cool" or "in"
so a real vampire? basically a real vampire is a woman who marries a guy for his cash to leech him of his money.
another kind of vampire is one who might leech off someone without giving in return.
basically a vampire is a leech from society, not this cruddy blood drinking/ energy draining BS others seem to think it is.
grow up people and wake to what you really are, another human in this world trying to get by, so cheer the %@#£ up and get on with stuff.
its like whiny snot nosed angsty teens who think they know it all, and then decide to term themselves as vampires because it is "cool" or "in"
so a real vampire? basically a real vampire is a woman who marries a guy for his cash to leech him of his money.
another kind of vampire is one who might leech off someone without giving in return.
basically a vampire is a leech from society, not this cruddy blood drinking/ energy draining BS others seem to think it is.
grow up people and wake to what you really are, another human in this world trying to get by, so cheer the %@#£ up and get on with stuff.
by M.C.Jomar March 30, 2006
A person who drinks blood. In modern times used to either describe
1) a fantasy creature
2) a person who's kind of like a furry, only won't admit that they aren't really what they pretend to be.
In the second case, it's basically a stupid overweight or underweight teenager who blames the fact that they have no friends and can't communicate with another human being on even the most basic of levels on the imagined fact that they aren't human. They go on internet forums and talk about their "awakening" (which is a fancy way of describing the time that they decided to give themselves a name they picked out of a D&D book and start pretending to be a vampire) and talking about how they fed off the emotions of all the people who made fun of them. In some cases they actually drink blood (read: lick their fingers when they get a paper cut) but most of the time they'll opt to pretend to be a "psi" vampire or some such idiocy where they'll claim to feed off of emotions. Sure, there are actual "vampires" who actually drink a lot of blood, but that's because they're either crazy or have some kind of fetish for it, not because they belong to some other race.
1) a fantasy creature
2) a person who's kind of like a furry, only won't admit that they aren't really what they pretend to be.
In the second case, it's basically a stupid overweight or underweight teenager who blames the fact that they have no friends and can't communicate with another human being on even the most basic of levels on the imagined fact that they aren't human. They go on internet forums and talk about their "awakening" (which is a fancy way of describing the time that they decided to give themselves a name they picked out of a D&D book and start pretending to be a vampire) and talking about how they fed off the emotions of all the people who made fun of them. In some cases they actually drink blood (read: lick their fingers when they get a paper cut) but most of the time they'll opt to pretend to be a "psi" vampire or some such idiocy where they'll claim to feed off of emotions. Sure, there are actual "vampires" who actually drink a lot of blood, but that's because they're either crazy or have some kind of fetish for it, not because they belong to some other race.
Dom claims to be a vampire. He walks around wearing a cape and hissing at people, and if you actually try to talk with him he'll just ineptly stutter about how he's going to curse or feed on you or something.
by TheWalrus October 28, 2007
1. Mythical creature that survives by drinking blood. Think Transylvania and silver spikes.
2. High-school or college-age girl who is high-achieving, clean cut, athletic and good looking by day, and a disturbed, recreational drug or alcohol user by night. Just like the horror-movie monster, a modern vampire looks like a human, but they're blood sucking demons. You don't know about their deadly habbits until it's too late. Just like the bite of count Dracula, a vampire will try to suck you into her world of darkness with a kiss or blowjob.
2. High-school or college-age girl who is high-achieving, clean cut, athletic and good looking by day, and a disturbed, recreational drug or alcohol user by night. Just like the horror-movie monster, a modern vampire looks like a human, but they're blood sucking demons. You don't know about their deadly habbits until it's too late. Just like the bite of count Dracula, a vampire will try to suck you into her world of darkness with a kiss or blowjob.
The vampire Jenny tricked me so bad. She's the student president, treasurer of the young politicians, and goes to lacrosse camp over the summer. I thought she was going to be a great girlfriend. It turned out she had a broken family and smoked weed almost every weekend. She tried to trick me into trying that, but my team and coach pulled me back before I was ruined.
by StealerzRule July 28, 2005
A heart-throb romantic, who sucks blood, is great in bed, and can turn you for a life of eternity. Will burn in the sun (DOES NOT SPARKLE!!) so is a nocturnal being.
by sexyslashlover1 September 26, 2009
Undead people that kill humans and suck their blood. They can turn people in vampires by letting them drink the vampire in question's blood.
They are very pale. Vampires can turn into wolves and bats. They control animals of the night. Additionally, they transform into fog and a hay stack. They are immortal unless they are slayed. This is very hard to do. The only ways to kill them is by getting them close to roses or onions, driving a stake through their hearts, you can also trap them in a circle of salt or holy water or expose them to daylight. Once turned into a vampire, the said personwill keep the same mind as when they did when they were human and will not age.
Vampires are real!!
They are very pale. Vampires can turn into wolves and bats. They control animals of the night. Additionally, they transform into fog and a hay stack. They are immortal unless they are slayed. This is very hard to do. The only ways to kill them is by getting them close to roses or onions, driving a stake through their hearts, you can also trap them in a circle of salt or holy water or expose them to daylight. Once turned into a vampire, the said personwill keep the same mind as when they did when they were human and will not age.
Vampires are real!!
by Vampires June 1, 2020
Immortal, soulless demon forced to drink blood to stay alive. They have long canines with which they can puncture a human neck to extract blood.
Demonic creatures who live off the blood of humans; a vampire appears to be a normal person until the feed is upon them -- only then do they reveal their true demonic visage.
Demonic creatures who live off the blood of humans; a vampire appears to be a normal person until the feed is upon them -- only then do they reveal their true demonic visage.
A vampire. V^^V
by H3r3tic VaMpIrE January 23, 2004
the creature of the night, the most magnificent of the creatures. most people do not believe in them, they are as real as the fingers on your hands or the nose on your face. yes they survive on blood, but not all, there are psycic vampires as well. they feed off of energy. vampires are the most manipulative of any creature and that is what makes them the most facinating of them all. some may have pale skin and deadly eyes but they are beautiful.
by loathsome child November 7, 2005