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Jimmy Valmer
A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.
Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.
Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...
Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)
Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!
Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...
Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)
Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!
Jimmy Valmer by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012
Related Words
valmira • valmiki • valmir • valmorphanize • Valmik • valmorpharize • valm • Valmacoolis • valmah • Valmaine's Law
valmorphanize
verb, 1. to change the nature of one thing into another. 2. to become different.
-see also valmorpharize.
-see also valmorification.
-see also valmorpharize.
-see also valmorification.
verb, past tense- they valmorphanized the Hummer and blew-up the pyramids.
adjective- the valmorphanized Team member was a Top Gun Actor!
adjective- the valmorphanized Team member was a Top Gun Actor!
valmorphanize by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 28, 2005
valmorphanize
From the Movie "Team America World Police" A change in a vehicle's structure and function by pressing a red button.
valmorphanize by [AE] Gremlin October 15, 2004
valmorification
noun, 1. the condition of having become different.
-see also valmorpharized.
-see also valmorphanized.
-see also valmorpharized.
-see also valmorphanized.
valmorification by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 29, 2005
Valmacoolis
This was best portrayed on a recent episode of the HBO series "Game of Thrones" in Season 2 when an individual changes it's face after looking away for the individual they're talking to and states valmacoolis
Valmacoolis by johnshiltop March 28, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.